Sunday, December 14, 2008

ATROCITY IN GAZA

I CALL ON ISRAEL! I CALL ON EGYPT! I CALL ON ALL THE COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD TO PUT AN END TO THIS ATROCITY!

Frankly, I no longer care who is to blame. We are all responsible!

I have no time to write a good post today, so just look at the pictures. Then write your governmental representatives of your country to put an end to this murder of innocent children! If enough of us insist and don't quit insisting, they will listen. Do it now, this minute! How many will die horribly while you hesitate?

I have come under considerable fire for harping on this horror that is Gaza. No matter. I will continue harping until it is resolved or I am dead!



DEAD CHILDREN OF GAZA 1

DEAD CHILDREN OF GAZA 2

DEAD CHILDREN OF GAZA 3

DEAD CHILDREN OF GAZA 4

DEAD CHILDREN OF GAZA 5

Many years ago, I might have had a child who was killed by people full of hate. You reading this now might also have a child that could suffer this sad fate. No mother, no father should have to go through this. No human being should have to go through this. Let us all stand together and put an end to this, so no one will ever have to look at such pictures again!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

The Fighter Still Remains - BRENDEN FOSTER 1997-2008

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ASQhDvfGs



The body of Brenden Foster has died. No longer is this bright, shining soul encased in a shell wracked with leukemia. No longer is he lying in a hospital bed with tubes coming out of his body and oxygen being pumped into his lungs.





I woke up yesterday morning to the news that he is no longer among us. He breathed his last while being held gently in his mother's loving arms. You may notice that I am avoiding saying that he is dead. This is on purpose. I am not in denial; I am not pretending that he is still among us. Sadly, he is gone.

So, for those who may not know, who is Brenden Foster. He is a boy of 11. Until a couple years ago, he was a little boy like many others, running around playing, just being a kid. Then he was diagnosed with leukemia. Since then he was been fighting and fighting, a true, small warrior, an inspiration to us. Is superimposing his face on a supernova a bit over-the-top? I think not.



It is always poignant when a child dies, whether little Zinna Linnick, kidnapped, raped, murdered or Ryan White, who died of AIDS some years ago after a very public battle or Sandeep Singh who achieved shaheedi in Delhi in 1984. Those have names. Equally touching is the death of the nameless child killed by American or Taliban bombs in Afghanistan or the little girl, unwanted, murdered preborn in Punjab (or British Columbia!) or the much-loved child that dies of starvation in his mother's arms or a lonely child crawling slowly toward food and shelter anywhere on earth.



What moves me most about Brenden Foster is the picture I saw of him on CNN. Tears streaming down his chubby cheeks, he was asked, "What makes you sad." He took a breath and responded gently, "When someone gives up." Brenden never gave up. His last wish was to feed homeless people.



He saw a story on TV about homeless people living in tents in Nickelsville, which I have already written about. Unlike me, however, Brenden did more than write and feel bad about it. He inspired others to get together sandwiches to feed these people. Not just peanut butter and jelly, he told workers, but ham and cheese as well, since some people are allergic to peanuts.



Last week, there was a huge local food drive to get people to donate food to the hungry. Brenden was awake and conscious and was able to see his last wish of feeding the homeless realised. Truck after truck was filled with food donated by people inspired by this extraordinary eleven year old child.

And this seemed to have caught on. I have heard about food drives around the country in his honour. This is wonderful. But I know Brenden would say that this is not enough. Feeding people once is good, but it's just not enough.

Here in Seattle recently, a very large, inclusive Food Bank had to shut down for lack of funding. This place not only fed the hungry but also aided immigrants, helped people find jobs and ran a free food bank. In addition, they sold refurbished computers with free Internet access at rock-bottom prices. Yes, this very computer that makes it possible for me to talk to you was bought there. I expect to hear about a Brenden Foster Memorial Fund to aid in such circumstances. If I hear, I'll let you know.


Seattle's professional football team, the Seattle Seahawks has offered to pay for his funeral, relieving his mother, Wendy Foster, of at least one worry.




I have found this website that should give the latest Brenden Foster news.

When I die, I suppose my friends and family will insist on having a funeral. There is a song I have requested be sung there, the last verse of Paul Simon's "The Boxer." It is how I want to be remembered.

It is how I will remember Brenden Foster.



In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade,
And he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him down,
Or cut him till he cried out in his anger and his shame,
I am leaving, I am leaving.
But the fighter still remains.


Yes, indeed, the fighter still remains!

Monday, November 17, 2008

My Favourite Succinct Description of W

The person who is still in charge and who was chiefly responsible for taking the United States from an era of peace, prosperity and budget surpluses to the precipice of endless war, economic devastation and national bankruptcy.
 
Check it out:
 

Predictable Disaster of George W. Bush



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WHY TRY TO FIT IN? YOU WERE BORN TO STAND OUT!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...



YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of   3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.


5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.


6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.  : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
NOW, KEEP LAUGHING!!  And remember, no matter who you are or what you're going through, someone has it worse than you do.
 
So get up off your duff and go do something to help someone somewhere.
 
NOW!

 

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Atrocity In Somalia

ADULT ALERT!

WARNING! THERE IS CONTENT IN THIS POST THAT MAY BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN. THE OBJECTIONAL CONTENT IS NOT SEXUAL, JUST UGLY, VIOLENTLY BRUTAL AND HARD FOR ANY CIVILISED PERSON TO TAKE.

Once in a while, something comes to my attention that seriously threatens my habitually cheerful, optimistic mood. This in one such story. It is brutal. It is ugly. I warn you, I shall not spare your feelings. I shall be as merciless to you, my readers, as these "men" were to this young girl.

Let me start with a picture. Her name is - was - Aisha Ibrahim Duhulow. In this picture, she is being buried up to her shoulders in the ground, to be executed by stoning. Her crime? She was raped!

I know this girl's face will haunt me for a long, long time.






The English story here is from Al Jazeera. I am following it be a Babel Fish translation from Spanish of the same story. The Spanish version contains many more details, more emotionally written. It is worth wading through the bad translation to read its meaning.

Take a long, hard look at the terror on her face.


Amnesty: Rape girl, 13, killed for adultery



Somali fighters stone 'rape victim'


In recent months the Islamic Courts' al-Shebab group appears to have gained strength [EPA]

A Somali girl who said she had been raped has been stoned to death in Somalia after being accused of adultery, a human rights group has said.

Amnesty International said in a press release on Friday that the victim, Aisha Ibrahim Duhulow, had been 13 years old - not 23 as earlier reports had suggested.

Duhulow was stoned to death on October 27 by dozens of men in a stadium packed with 1,000 spectators in the southern port city of Kismayo, Amnesty International and Somali media reported, citing witnesses.

The armed group in charge of Kismayo had accused her of adultery after she reported that three men had raped her, Amnesty said.

"This child suffered a horrendous death at the behest of the armed opposition groups who currently control Kismayo," David Copeman, Amnesty International's Somalia campaigner, said in a statement.

Initial local media reports said Duhulow was 23, but her father told Amnesty International she was 13.

The Islamic Courts took control of much of Somalia in 2006, triggering an intervention by neighbouring Ethiopia, which propped up the UN-backed transitional government and ousted the Islamic Courts fighters.

While the group's political leadership largely fled the country, the movement's military and youth wing, the al-Shebab, switched to guerrilla warfare.

In recent months the group appears to have gained strength, taking over the port city of Kismayo, and dismantling pro-government roadblocks.



And now, the translation of the Spanish version:


They violate the girl they judge, it in an Islamic court they stone and it by… adulterous!


(PS). - It is the horror. And those that promote smiling the “Alliance of Civilizations” would have to be asked, in silence, if a society as ours it can be allied with those who they perpetrate - endorsed by his law and its governments crimes like the one of Asha.

The news that it had been stoned until the death, untied a lukewarm wave of world-wide rejection one week ago, but the details that arise now cause the vomit.

Asha Ibrahim Dhuhulow neither was a woman, nor was 24 years old, nor was an adulteress. Its crime was to be born and to suffer in a country dominated by the Islamic fanaticism, the piracy and the violence as it is Somalia.

Asha only was 14 years old. It had not committed adultery. It had been violated by three men of the most powerful clan of the city. Helped by the Islamic court imposed by the integrist militias of The Shabab, the death to pedradas of the minor has served the twigs to erase all sign of the crime.

Ash, like many children of countries like his, was born victim already. It came to the world in the field of refugees of Hagardeer, in the south of Kenya, in 1995, where her family had to take refuge three years before, fleeing from Mogadishu from the attacks against his clan, the one of the Galgale, a minority in Somalia.

She was the last one in being born, thirteenth of six brothers and six brothers.

The young, that went to the school in the field of refugees, suffered epilepsy, reason why the family decided to send it with her grandmother in Mogadishu, where she could receive better medical attention. Kismayo was in its way.

From the past August, the integrist militias of The contral Shebab that coastal city.

Asha, “a very sweet girl, very humble”, remained catched in Kismayo, and sobrevió thanks to the charity of some neighbors and people that knew in its winding way towards the north.

where it could survive these two months thanks to the known ones that had done in the way. The money to arrive at Mogadishu finished, according to said to him to its father by telephone. The night of Saturday, three men approached to him they forced and it to accompany them to the beach, they violated where it.

Under paternal advice, it went to the courts and denounced her rapists. And there the suplicio begins that would end the girl tied and buried until the neck, list to be burst to pedradas.

Amnesty International (AI) reveals that the girl was stoned by a group of 50 men in a stage of the harbor locality, before near 1,000 spectators.

The islamists had taken a truck filled with stones - “greater than an egg and smaller than the fist of an adult man” - to the stage, so that people added themselves in the execution.

No of the facinerosos that participated in the violation and torture of Asha has been accused nor arrested.

Young agony d ela was frightful. After being stoned and when already they took it - supposedly dead a nurse discovered that still he breathed and returned to place it in the hole, buried until pechp, so that he continued the lapidación.

AI mentions a subject, call Sheij Hayakalah, that declares proud that “the tests were presented/displayed on the other hand and she confirmed her fault officially”:

“In addition it said to us that he was happy with his punishment by virtue of the Islamic law”.

Several witnesses mentioned by Amnesty count another thing: that the girl tried to fight against her detectors and had to be taken by the force to the stage.

Once there, the militiamen - partners of the three rapists shot against several people who tried to save the girl and killed a boy who was in the neighborhoods.

A spokesman of The Shabab apologized later by the death of the boy and assured that the one that shot to him would be punished.

“This is not justice, nor was an execution, this girl underwent a horrible death ordered by the armed groups competing that at the moment control Kismayo”, it affirms to butcher the person in charge for Somalia de Amnistía, David Copeman.

“Its murder is even another one of the abuses of the Human rights committed by the combatants in the conflict of Somalia, and again demonstrates the importance of the international action to investigate and to document those abuses, through an international commission of investigation”.

THE WINNER

This story did not originate with me.  I just like it and believe it can bear repeating.  Contained herein is one of the secrets of how to always be a winner.  A useful bit of information, I think.
 

A long time ago, your father and mother had sex. Your father distributed millions of sperm into your mother.



 


On and on they swam, their goal: your mother's egg. As they swam, more and more fell behind, until, reaching the egg, the weaker ones had all dropped out of the race. Only a few very strong ones reached the egg.




Now, the bravest and strongest of all those millions of sperm reached the egg first and penetrated the membrane and fertilised the egg.





That winning sperm and that winning egg...became [enter your name here]



YOU! You are already not only A winner, you are THE WINNER.


You have nothing to prove. Now, go out there and win. (Whatever winning means to you) 

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Obama/Biden and McSame/Palin - Reversal


If things were reversed.  Tell me, oh, tell me...Have we really outgrown racism>
 
! Obama/Biden vs McCain/Palin,
what if things were switched around? .....think about it.

 Would the country's collective point of view be different? 
 
Ponder the following:
 
What if the Obamas had paraded five children across the stage, including 
a three month old infant and an unwed, pregnant teenage daughter?
 
What if John McCain was a former president of the Harvard Law Review?
 
What if Barack Obama finished fifth from the bottom of his graduating class?
 
What if McCain had only married once, and Obama was a divorcee?
 
What if Obama was the candidate who left his first wife after a severe 
disfiguring car accident, when she no longer measured up to his standards?
 
What if Obama had met his second wife in a bar and had a long affair 
while he was still married?
 
What if Michelle Obama was the ! wife who not only became addicted to 
pain killers but also acquired them illegally through her charitable 
organization?
 
What if Cindy McCain graduated from Harvard?
 
What if Obama had beena member of the Keating Five? (The Keating Five 
were five United States Senators accused of corruption in 1989, igniting 
a major political scandal as part of the larger Savings and Loan crisis 
of the late 1980s and early 1990s.)
 
What if McCain was a charismatic, eloquent speaker?
 
What if Obama couldn't read from a teleprompter?
 
What if Obama was the one who had military experience that included 
discipline problems and a record of crashing seven planes?
 
What if Obama was the one who was known to display publicly, on many 
occasions, a serious anger management problem?
 
What if Michelle Obama's family had made their money from beer distribution?
 
What if the Obamas had adopted a white child?
 
You could easily add to! this list. If these questions reflected 
reality, do you really believe the election numbers would be as close as 
they are?
  This is what racism does. It covers up, rationalizes and minimizes 
positive qualities in one candidate and emphasizes negative qualities in 
another when there is a color difference.
 
Educational Background:
 
Barack Obama:
 Columbia University - B.A. Political Science with a Specialization in
 International Relations.
 Harvard - Juris Doctor (J.D.) Magna Cum Laude
 
Joseph Biden:
 University of Delaware - B.A. in History and B.A. in Political Science.
 Syracuse University College of Law - Juris Doctor (J.D.)
 
vs.
 
John McCain:
 United States Naval Academy - Class rank: 894 of 899
 
Sarah Palin:
 Hawaii Pacific University - 1 semester
 North Idaho College - 2 semesters - general study
 University of Idaho - 2 semesters - journalism
 Matanuska-Susitna College - 1 semester
 University of Idaho - 3 semesters - B.A. in JournalismBR> 
Education isn't everything, but this is about the two highest offices in 
the land as well as our standing in the world. You make the call.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

The World Looks At Barack Obama


This particular article is from the Times of India. Americans tend to be very provincial and forget that there's a whole, big world out there. Here is at least one view from the world's second most populous nation. (I won't say the World's Largest Democracy; my indictment of Indian government must be in another post!)



Vir Sanghvi, Hindustan Times

October 25, 2008
First Published: 21:37 IST(25/10/2008)
Last Updated: 01:08 IST(26/10/2008)

All of us, or so the saying goes, should have a vote in the American Presidential election because the results affect the rest of the world almost as much as they affect America itself. If we did, in fact, have such a vote, it's quite clear who we would vote for. Poll after poll tells us that the world prefers Barack Obama to John McCain.

And now, it looks as though America may agree. There are the skeptics: people say that Americans are too shy of admitting that they would never vote for a black man to opinion poll agencies, but that when it comes to the crunch, they will chose the white guy. And there's my theory, advanced on this page, some months ago, that Americans are uneasy with an ethnic President.


But there are too many polls for us to deny the obvious. Unless something goes drastically wrong in the next couple of weeks, Barack Obama will be the next President of the United States.


Obviously, this will be an epochal moment for America. As late as the mid-sixties, black people were forced to use segregated toilets in the American South and refused seats on buses. Now, only 40 years later, an African-American will sit in the Oval office.


But if Obama does win, this could also be the moment when the world stops hating America. Surveys tell us that global anti-Americanism has now grown to an all-time high. At a time when their country's global authority has been eroded by eight years of capricious governance by George W Bush, easily the stupidest man to occupy the White House in many decades (even Gerald Ford was brighter), and their economy has gone to the toilet, Americans need the goodwill of the world more than
ever.


By electing Obama they have the chance to earn that goodwill, to transform their country's image, and to finally stem the rising tide of global anti-Americanism.


In the long run, that might do them more good than anything Obama can achieve in the domestic policy sphere.


Some positive global consequences of an Obama victory are:


The Black factor: For centuries, America has fed the world a lie about its essential character. It has told us it is the land of free where it is 'self-evident' that "that all men are created equal" etc. etc. For much of this time, it has restricted these freedoms to white males. The framers of the Constitution kept slaves. Blacks had to fight to be regarded as fully human. And the country itself was founded on land-grab and genocide: the early settlers massacred the Indians and stole their lands before condemning the surviving native Americans to second-class citizenship.


Unfortunately for America, its huge propaganda machine has never succeeded in fully obscuring this lie. And that's one reason why even though much of the world loves American popular culture, an air of suspicion has always haunted the global view of America. When things go wrong — as they have over the last few years — this suspicion turns into downright hostility.


By electing a black man, Americans finally have a chance to the tell the world that their country has changed: it is now truly, an equal society.


International outlook: When Bill Clinton was President, we had a sense that he was a global citizen, engaged with the world. George Bush, on the other hand, strikes most non-Americans as being parochial, small-minded and unmindful of the concerns of the rest of the world.


John McCain, to his credit, is more international but his campaign is hamstrung by the appalling Sarah Palin, a woman who only got her first passport a few years ago so she could go on an official trip and whose idea of a global perspective is looking at Russia 'on a clear day' from Alaska.


Obama comes across as truly international. He is an African-American in the full sense of the term: his father was African (Kenyan) and his mother was American (white.) He grew up in Indonesia, has travelled the world, cares about global affairs (he was quick to issue a statement about India's moon mission a few days ago) and conveys the impression that his concerns extend beyond the American heartland.


All that is certain to work to America's benefit. The world will feel engaged by an Obama Presidency.


Muslims and Iraq: Sending himself up at a roast two weeks ago, Obama joked that whoever gave him his middle name clearly had no idea that he would run for President one day. It's a good joke but it also reminds us that the next President of the United States could well be a man called Hussein.


What's more encouraging is that even though some of his opponents have tried to cash in on his Muslim middle name, referring to him as 'Barack Hussein Obama' (rather as Narendra Modi used to refer to 'James Michael Lyngdoh"), America seems largely unmoved.


This is certain to have an effect on the psyche of the world's Muslims many of whom now loathe America with intensity. It's easy to demonize Bush's America if you are a Muslim; less easy if America is led by a black man with Muslim middle name who grew up in the world's largest Muslim country.


On Iraq, Obama's record has been better than nearly everybody else's. Unlike say, Hillary Clinton, he voted against the war arguing, sensibly, that America should devote its energy to rooting out Al Qaeda and the Taliban from Afghanistan (and Pakistan), not in a pointless engagement in Iraq which has destroyed that hapless country, encouraged fanatics to turn to terrorism and now, devastated the US economy as well.


His views are pretty much the views of the rest of the world as well and so, are bound to find resonance.


The economic crisis: It hasn't happened yet but I think it's only a matter of time. As the global economic crisis begins to bite, as factories close, as people are rendered unemployed and as the world's middle classes see their savings wiped out, there will be a tendency to blame America for the world's financial misfortunes. After all, who can deny that this crisis was caused by Wall Street's greed and the failure of the US government to regulate its mammoth private financial institutions?


The best hope for America's image in this situation is the election of a President who slams Wall Street and the big multi-nationals; who promises regulation and who disowns the excesses of the last decade.
Bush can't do that: his administration allowed the crisis to happen, even helped make it possible. Nor can McCain, whose traditional Republican ties to big business restrict his room for maneuver and who clearly doesn't understand what's going on anyway.


Only Obama has the ability and credibility to tell the world that America made mistakes and that, he will fix them.
Education: Even those who support Obama will concede that he has a tendency to come off as too clever and loves to lecture.


In America, this is seen as a disadvantage. In the rest of the world, it is a huge advantage.


Most of us are so fed up of the folksy simplicity of American politicians that we long for an American President who has an IQ higher than Mickey Mouse's or Goofy's.


McCain's probably a bright guy but his slow, soft, ingratiating (every sentence is addressed to "my friends") delivery does not suggest mental agility. Sarah Palin actually makes a virtue out of her ignorance, passing this off as an All-American value. Asked by interviewer Katie Couric which papers she read, she couldn't name one. Asked to name a single Supreme Court decision apart from the famous Roe v. Wade, she had no idea.


The world is terrified by the prospect of having the most powerful country on the planet led by a moron. We've already seen the havoc eight years of Bush have wrought. So, on balance, we don't mind if the next US President is an intellectual show off. Hell, we may even like it!


The big change: If Obama does win, as seems likely, then it will serve notice to the world that America is finally ready to turn its back on the past: on centuries of discrimination; on pointless wars; on parochialism and small-mindedness; on the economics of greed; and on years of refusing to understand the planet.


Is it any surprise that the rest of the world hopes that he will win?




--
WHY TRY TO FIT IN? YOU WERE BORN TO STAND OUT!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Barack's Impossible(?) Dream

This post is totally partisan. I like Barack Obama, both as a politician and as a human being. I have, in the course of this campaign, come to dislike John McCain more and more, both as a politician and a human being.

This article made me laugh. I hope in two weeks and one day, at this time, I am still laughing.

OK, OK, I admit this picture is over-the-top and crudely, inexpertly done, but why not? I'm over-the-top and crudely, inexpertly done (My Bad! Don't blame God!) By the way, "The Impossible Dream" is one of four songs I sing every morning after my morning prayers, to prepare me for how I want to live that day. (I'll tell you the others, if anyone asks.) And I've put the words of "The Impossible Dream," as well as some more of my ramblings at the end of this post.






Obama Belongs to All of Us
By Melvin Durai

I have a message for my African-American friends: Stop claiming Barack Obama as one of yours. He's not one of yours. He's one of OURS. In case you haven't checked, Obama isn't just black. He's half-black, half-white and half-Asian. Okay, perhaps he isn't half-Asian, but his step-father was Indonesian, he was raised partly in Indonesia, and most of his clothes are from Asia. So don't you dare laugh when you're driving through Chinatown and see a bumper sticker that says "I'm Voting For Obama. He's Almost Asian!"

If you're Hispanic, you can take pride in him too. Did you know that Obama loves tortilla chips and salsa, and he once sat through an entire Jennifer Lopez movie? Yes, the man has gone to great pains to discover his Hispanic side.

When they make a movie about Obama, you'll see him flying to the White House in a cape, with people gazing up and gasping, "It's a black man! It's a white man! It's everyman!"

Obama identified himself with the African-American community as a young man, partly because he felt a need to belong, and that suits everyone just fine, because we love to put people into neat categories. But his background is quite different from most African-Americans. After all, there aren't many African- Americans who could organize a family reunion and harbor a slight fear that Dick Cheney might show up.

And there aren't many African-Americans who could fly to Africa, host a dinner party for their extended family and have hundreds of people showing up, most of whom are actually related to them.

Obama's late father was Kenyan and his late mother was Kansan. If he's elected to the White House, it will be a momentous, historic occasion, because, as everyone knows, America has never had a Kenyan-Kansan president. Yes, he'll be America's very first K-K president, much to the dismay of the KKK.

Obama has given credit to his white mother for raising him after his father left, writing in his memoir that "what is best in me I owe to her." But despite all that, it's his father's race that seems to define him. "If you have one drop of black blood, you're black," society seems to say. But what if every drop of your blood is red?

Shouldn't we celebrate Obama's mixed heritage, instead of glossing over it, instead of cutting off his mother's side?

The same can be asked about Tiger Woods. Journalists often refer to Tiger as an African-American golfer, except in Thailand, where journalists describe him as "the golfer whose mother is Thai."

According to Wikipedia, Tiger's late father, Earl, was half African-American, one-quarter Chinese and one-quarter Native American, while his mother, Kultida, is half Thai, one-quarter Chinese and one-quarter Dutch. That makes Tiger one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African-American, one-eighth Native American and one-eighth Dutch. And that makes me glad I studied fractions in high school.

Thanks to those lessons, I've figured out that Tiger is -- drum roll please! -- twice as much Asian as African-American. But not many people know that. If they made a movie about him, it would be called "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Asian."

Tiger, quite smartly, considers himself "Cablinasian" (a combination of Caucasian, Black, American-Indian and Asian.) He's not just a great golfer, but also a great role model, making so many people proud, especially those in the Cablinasian community. You may not know this, but for 10 consecutive years, they've selected him as "Cablinasian of the Year."

Tiger has a unique genetic makeup -- and so does each of us, no matter our racial background. Obama owes his not just to his father, but also his mother. That's why it puzzles me that 92 percent of blacks supported him in the Mississippi primary, but only 26 percent of whites did.

Why such a racial divide over a candidate who's half-this and half-that?



March 24, 2008

Melvin Durai is a Toronto-based writer and humorist. Born in India, he grew up in Zambia and has lived in North America since the early 1980s.His humor has appeared in dozens of newspapers and magazines in several countries, including America, India and Zambia. Read more of Melvin Durai's humor at http://melvindurai.com


The Impossible Dream
from MAN OF LA MANCHA (1972)
music by Mitch Leigh and lyrics by Joe Darion



To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go

To right the unrightable wrong
To love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star

This is my quest
To follow that star
No matter how hopeless
No matter how far

To fight for the right
Without question or pause
To be willing to march into Hell
For a heavenly cause

And I know if I'll only be true
To this glorious quest
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm
When I'm laid to my rest

And the world will be better for this
That one man fat, little gramma, scorned and covered with scars
Still strove with his last ounce of courage
To reach the unreachable star





I admit, Don Quixote de la Mancha (Please do check out this site. The webmaster and I have religious differences, but share a common spirit).


is one of my heroes. I flat refuse to give in or give up. Am I a romantic dreamer? Sure. Why not? "And I'm not the only one." A few more of us and who knows what wonderful things could happen? I ask myself, "What will it take to break me?" Honestly, I don't know. I don't think I want to find out. Loss couldn't do it. Death couldn't do it.

Although Nietzsche isn't one of my favourite people, he did say something true. "What does not destroy me makes me stronger." It is dangerous to almost destroy a human being, because that person is likely to "come back even stronger, not a novice any longer."

Now my next step is to deflate this gigantic ego-thing. I read somewhere that the biggest ego trip is believing that you have no ego; the second biggest is believing you have your ego under control.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE PALE ONE.


I promised myself that after the debate, I would say something nice and positive about Sarah Palin.  Here goes.
 
She has really pretty hair, complete with a fancy do and professional highlights!
 
My hair?  Ah, no!  Mine is 100% natural, no cutting, no coloring, no curling, no chemicals and, as yet, no grey!  Just wash and condition and comb and tie.  Repeat as needed.
 
Look!  A nice picture of her hairstyle.  And an even nicer one of her lovely children a few years ago.
 

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

BEASTING BARACK BEHIND HIS BACK

[This has nothing to do with this post, except that I'm putting it here. Just heard on Jay Leno, but some woman named Chelsea Something, not Clinton, an actor, I think: "I don't understand people who are still undecided about who to vote for. It's like going into Starbucks. Do you want your coffee black or with expired milk."]

(Note: This post is satiric in nature. Please don't turn me into the Neocon Thought Police.)

The Dow Jones Industrial Average today plummeted 777.86 points. BAD. Very bad. But perhaps worse than BAD.




Perhaps downright EVIL. Pronounced EEEEVIIIIILLLLL! Not evul.


This came to me as I was talking to my brother. "What a shame it was 777 instead of 666, the NUMBER OF THE BEAST.

For those of you unfamiliar with Christian theology, The Beast is the Antichrist, sort of the ultimate bad guy. Not quite The Devil, Satan, etc. No, the devil, you must understand is a fallen angel,



not human, while the Antichrist is a veddy, veddy evil human being in league with the devil.




I probably have the theology wrong; I have a way of getting these things mixed up. Anyway, in the Bible, in the book of Revelation, also called the Apocalypse, somewhere in there it says that the NUMBER OF THE BEAST is 666. Making names, etc., into 666 to prove them evil is called 'Beasting." (I learned this from Leo Tolstoy while reading War and Peace.


Yes, dear reader(s), I have read War and Peace, every word of it, well, maybe not every word, but most of them, in translation, though; I don't read Russian.)



I saw that 777.86 and thought, "Too bad it's not 666.86. Pat Robertson could make much of that!"


Mayana, however has a streak of cleverness in her worthy of a Fundamentalist Christian Evangelist out to 'prove a point.' So consider this - please read slowly and carefully; it's just a little convoluted.


The number three represents Earth.



The number four represents Heaven.




Together the represent perfection. That is the number seven. The number three also represents the Trinity, the three Gods of Fundamentalist Christianity (who are really One, but, see, we humans aren't supposed to be able to comprehend that. It's a mystery. We're just supposed to believe it. On blind faith.) So, here we have three sevens. Let us proceed to 86. Eighty-six is a phrase meaning to throw out, as to 86 the unruly drunk from the club.



So if we 86 the Father from the first seven, the Son from the second seven and the Holy Ghost from the third seven, we are left with 666.






Voila!!

Which proves that Barack Obama








is the Antichrist.

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[OK, OK. It was actually 68, not 86. But it's making the point that is important, not getting the facts correct.]